The most mysterious thing happened to me today. God forbid me for putting this on the world wide web. I’ll try to find the right words to make this recollection sound as magical as it was.
Ok.
So I was sitting around one day when my body started experiencing what I like to call The Vulnerable Bowel Syndrome. So I head on to the toilet and I light a cigarette and started my deep thoughts on political issues and how to save the world. Serious stuff. Normally, by the time my bowel releases all ammunition, the toilet would be clouded with smoke. which would (thankfully) be the only thing I inhale or smell.
Here comes the mystery of the story.
This really nice soapy flowery scent lingered from some mysterious black hole and into my nostrils, rudely awakening me from my chain of thoughts. And in that split second, I wondered if that sweet smell could possibly have came from my ‘ammunition’.
But then logically I thought, no man, no matter how wonderful, Could possibly produce such a scent from their anus. Then I thought that maybe it was the ‘ammunition’ smell campur cigarette smoke. But that doesn’t make much sense either.
Sigh.
What a mystery.
So I was sitting around one day when my body started experiencing what I like to call The Vulnerable Bowel Syndrome. So I head on to the toilet and I light a cigarette and started my deep thoughts on political issues and how to save the world. Serious stuff. Normally, by the time my bowel releases all ammunition, the toilet would be clouded with smoke. which would (thankfully) be the only thing I inhale or smell.
Here comes the mystery of the story.
This really nice soapy flowery scent lingered from some mysterious black hole and into my nostrils, rudely awakening me from my chain of thoughts. And in that split second, I wondered if that sweet smell could possibly have came from my ‘ammunition’.
But then logically I thought, no man, no matter how wonderful, Could possibly produce such a scent from their anus. Then I thought that maybe it was the ‘ammunition’ smell campur cigarette smoke. But that doesn’t make much sense either.
Sigh.
What a mystery.
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